You’ve heard of it; the battle of Barbie and Oppenheimer, the day in movie-goer history when these two leviathans of cinema were pitted against each other. Barbie: she’s pink, driven, on a journey of feminist self-discovery, and Oppenheimer— well, it’s Cillian Murphy with his dark suits and with his intense gaze, creating the most destructive invention in human history. These two films represent a pair of complete opposites in taste, looks, and just about everything…